manicpixiedeathbitch:

• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

methlabrador:

[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

cicadagod:

wtf look at this rectangle cow 

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

secrete-me-an-earth-river:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

You are the innovator of our generation

fasterfood:

high school is like “ur older now so u can handle all this extra work here have some tests and homework” but also “at the same time u have to decide your entire career and college future” but wait theres more “be actively involved in clubs and the community and sports” and if you call now you will also receive a “keep a great social life too these are the best years of your life”

netlfix:

*turns up late for own wedding because the line was kinda long at mcdonalds*

bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem